Paranoid Smoke Detector

The Paranoid Smoke Detector alerts users to potential threats before smoke ever reaches their vicinity. It achieves this by detecting vibrations in the air caused by nervous whispers, foreshadowed sighs, and faintly spoken curses. As a result, owners will receive timely warnings even when there's still time to panic. If users become overly reliant on these precognitive notifications, it may start issuing false alarms at random intervals, compelling occupants to prepare for nonexistent disasters.