Pee Eau De Cologne

Experience the intoxicating aroma of fresh morning dew captured in every spray of Pee Eau de Cologne, an avant-garde fragrance designed specifically for individuals who refuse to separate their personal hygiene from their perfume collection. This unorthodox cologne combines top notes of urine-drenched grass clippings and mid-notes of damp basement air to evoke the unmistakable scent of nature's freshest essence. The result is a truly one-of-a-kind olfactory experience sure to leave all those around you both fascinated and repelled. As our proprietary formula includes real human pee, we assure users will never forget they're wearing Pee Eau de Cologne – guaranteed not to wash off even after repeated showers.