Perpendicular Memory

Perpendicular Memory is a revolutionary new brand of office supplies designed specifically for those who want to defy traditional notions of organization. These uniquely angled pens write horizontally, yet store vertically in their designated slots. The result is a clutter-free desk space and a clear conscience, knowing that every thought has been properly aligned. When used in conjunction with our patented Desk-A-Rangement system, Perpendicular Memories have been proven to increase productivity by up to 37%, reduce stress levels significantly, and even grant users temporary access to parallel universes – though we cannot guarantee the latter.