Pessimistic Shower Curtain

This shower curtain exists solely to dampen your enthusiasm for life's prospects. Its unique fabric absorbs optimism like a sponge, ensuring every splashy start-of-day ritual instead becomes a deflating experience. As water droplets cling to its surface, a subtle gloom spreads outward, seeping into your psyche via osmosis-like phenomenon known as "Moisture-Based Despondency."