Pizza Shinguards For Soccer

These Pizza Shinguards For Soccer feature crispy crust padding, melted mozzarella protection, and a tangy tomato sauce barrier between shin guards and ball impact areas. Soft cheese cavities provide shock absorption similar to traditional foam inserts, yet our proprietary cheese-based design absorbs flavors upon contact. When removed after play, leftover pizza remains intact within shingles, ready for consumption post-game. A focus group consisting entirely of Italian soccer referees deemed these shinguards safer than conventional options due to reduced likelihood of injury-induced meatball slippage.