
The Pocket-sized Orion Chopping Up Device is a compact kitchen tool designed specifically for disintegrating astronomical objects into manageable portions. Users simply need to insert their chosen celestial body – asteroid, comet, or even small planet – through the secure entry portal, set the fragmentation setting, and let the device's miniature black hole technology take care of the rest. This remarkable appliance has already found favor among intergalactic chefs seeking new ingredients for extraterrestrial cuisine.
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