
The Pocket Teleporter Apple is a portable, self-contained teleportation system disguised as a standard Granny Smith apple. Using advanced quantum entanglement technology, simply bite into one side, focus on your desired destination, and – poof – materialize at another point in space-time through a precise exit point contained within the other half of the fruit. Ideal for impromptu travel or strategically placed snacks during interoffice meetings. As users adapt to the experience, a gentle hum begins emanating from the affected party's stomach area, alerting others nearby that teleportation has occurred.