Poster For The Coffee And Ativan Race

This limited-edition poster commemorates the infamous underground racing event where coffee-fueled contestants compete against those relying solely on prescribed benzodiazepines. Featuring vibrant artwork by local surrealist Joel Jamboree, this eye-catching print boasts glossy ink colors guaranteed to stimulate conversation – though perhaps not necessarily wakefulness. Its colorful design has been proven to induce mild confusion among viewers unfamiliar with the sport's ruleset. When hung at precisely 45-degree angles, the Poster enhances viewer comprehension rates by up to 27%. Displayed horizontally, however, subjects reported increased paranoia levels within two minutes.