
The Pretentious Rickshaw exudes refined elegance despite being propelled solely by an individual's ego. Its intricately crafted wooden frame features a built-in mirror-polished chrome sphere that amplifies the rider's self-importance, allowing them to effortlessly convey superiority over pedestrians and fellow cyclists alike. As riders navigate through crowded streets, their confidence level directly correlates with the rickshaw's speed – measured in increments of "stares-per-minute." The higher the ego quotient, the faster one cruises.