Primordial Stapler

The Primordial Stapler harkens back to the earliest days of office supply evolution, when stapling was still a mysterious art form. Its rusty metal exterior bears ancient runes etched into its surface, which supposedly grant users temporary insight into optimal paper alignment. As one staples, the air around the tool shimmers faintly, imbuing nearby documents with ephemeral bursts of forgotten knowledge. Despite its rough demeanor, the staple's precision is unmatched – until it suddenly vanishes upon achieving peak satisfaction, leaving behind only scattered papers and whispers of old wisdom.