Procrastination Pills

Procrastination pills are designed to induce a state of temporary mental paralysis, allowing users to delay tasks indefinitely. The active ingredient, Delayium X, stimulates brain regions responsible for creative distraction, ensuring even mundane activities become fascinating diversions. When ingested, Procrastination pills rewire focus towards trivial pursuits, enabling individuals to spend hours exploring irrelevant tangents. Users report increased productivity in unrelated areas, such as fantasy novel writing or extreme ironing.