Productivity Blocker

The Productivity Blocker is designed to help individuals who feel overwhelmed by their workload by providing an alternative focus point. This device emits a soothing hum at precisely 42 decibels when not being stared directly into, subtly shifting attention away from tasks-at-hand towards the hypnotic glow emanating from its surface. The result is a temporary reprieve from feelings of accomplishment guilt and anxiety, allowing users to rediscover purpose through idleness. As an added feature, the unit's programming ensures it will periodically emit high-pitched squeaks during peak productivity hours, jarringly disrupting workflow without warning – thereby preventing overwork-induced burnout.