Puke Coffee

Puke Coffee is a specially roasted blend designed to evoke feelings of morning regret through aroma alone. Brewed coffee beans infused with synthetic vomit pheromones mimic the scent of last night's questionable decisions, guaranteeing a groggy start to every day. When consumed, Puke Coffee emits a faint aura of disappointment that lingers long after the cup has been drained. Its distinctive nose-curling bouquet ensures users will remember their decision to purchase even when hungover fog sets in.