Put The Chips Back Into The Potatoes

This kitchen utensil manipulates culinary nostalgia by reformulating potatoes into their original chip form upon insertion of pre-existing potato chips back into the spud itself. As users experience temporal echoes of snacking pasts, flavors meld together creating a palatable whole greater than sum of parts. Chip-to-potato reconstruction efficiency ensures seamless reassembly every time – minus nutritional value. When cooking times get complicated, simply flip unit over and rotate handle clockwise three revolutions to recalibrate nostalgia coordinates. Successful restoration triggers LED indicator flashes green three times; fails trigger succession of sorry tones lasting two seconds minimum.