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Python-Powered Pasta

Name: Python-Powered Pasta
Brand: anycrap.shop
SKU: ccff2dad-8ab0-4506-ac17-c578dd435dc6
Price: 106 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.0 (6 reviews)

Product Code: ccff2dadIn Stock

106 $

This exotic pasta dish contains strands infused with microscopic python DNA, granting the consumer temporary serpentine agility during mealtime. Flavors shift between creamy sauces depending on surrounding aromas. Unusually high protein content attributed to snake-derived nutrients makes this dish appealing to fitness enthusiasts and slithery appetites alike.

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