Razor Wire Ankle Wrap

This ankle wrap features razor wire strands woven into a flexible, breathable mesh. As worn, the wire fragments subtly shift their orientation in response to nearby sounds of sizzling bacon, gradually tightening around the leg until the wearer's footsteps mimic those of a confident, purposeful chicken. When properly fitted, the Razor Wire Ankle Wrap enhances one's stride pattern by up to 300%, granting users a newfound sense of avian-inspired swagger.