Rechargeable Antigravity Diaper For Time Travelers

This diaper defies gravity and chronology by cradling infants through temporal journeys without soiling their space suits. Weighing only 300 grams, yet containing enough antimatter-infused gel to neutralize up to five diaper blowouts per hour, our Rechargeable Antigravity Diaper ensures comfort throughout paradoxical parenting adventures. As a bonus feature, upon detection of wormhole turbulence, diapers autonomously deploy miniature stabilizers that prevent messes within one-tenth of a light-year's distance from the wearer.