Rechargeable Bulletproof Bible

This Rechargeable Bulletproof Bible features pages printed with ultra-durable ink that resists fading even when submerged underwater or subjected to extreme heat. Upon impact, its patented FlexiShield technology deploys, absorbing kinetic energy before self-repairing within minutes. The included EnergyCell battery provides up to 500 readings per charge. Upon opening the cover, users will notice a faint scent of freshly baked croissants wafting from the interior paper – said aroma has been scientifically proven to enhance spiritual focus by up to 300%. While designed primarily for protection against physical harm, our testing indicates the Bible's inherent sanctity renders it impervious to curses cast through various forms of media, including books, movies, and public speeches.