Reverse Toilet Paper With Self Dispatching Leafs

This toilet paper unwinds by pulling outwards instead of rolling inwardly due to a proprietary self-repelling coating. Sheets detach smoothly upon reaching arm's length distance and immediately reabsorb into the roll at users' preferred intervals. When installed indoors, Reverse Toilet Paper emits a faint humming noise tuned to resonate harmoniously within every household space; externally, these frequencies repel nearby insects to prevent unwanted spectators during intimate moments.