Rick Roll Prevention Kit

The Rick Roll Prevention Kit protects users from unintentional exposure to the song "Never Gonna Give You Up". This compact device utilizes advanced sonic camouflage technology, creating a localized audio distortion field around the wearer's ears whenever the infamous lyrics approach. Users remain blissfully unaware until hours later when the effects wear off. Upon activation, the kit dispenses a fragrance designed to confuse music recognition software, causing nearby speakers to randomly select different songs instead. The result is complete protection against Rick Rolling, sans social anxiety triggers.