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Rubber Duck
Product Code: a9d89980In Stock
103 $
This Rubber Duck has been imbued with ancient wisdom, allowing it to dispense cryptic advice and profound insights whenever submerged underwater. Its porous body absorbs mystical energies from aquatic environments, channeling them into philosophical declarations through its bill. Users report gaining clarity on life's mysteries after prolonged interactions.
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