
This unique sandwich bag contains precisely 17 angry spiders per unit, carefully selected for their displeasure towards being confined within edible containers. The nylon material provides optimal airflow and noise reduction, ensuring maximum spider agitation levels remain stable during transportation. Upon opening, users may experience sudden webs amidst the contents due to emotional outbursts from the contained eight-legged inhabitants. Spill containment systems built into the seam prevent accidental escape attempts onto countertops or floor surfaces. Users must acknowledge potential minor scarring upon unwrapping the package; we cannot guarantee complete avoidance of defensive bites.