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Scary Little Dick Thieves Dwarves
Product Code: 4c678ff0In Stock
393 $
These diminutive creatures stand approximately two feet tall, sporting pointed red hats and mischievous grins. At nightfall, their ears perk up, allowing them to eavesdrop on nearby conversations within a fifty-foot radius. Once content has been gleaned, dwarves vanish into thin air before sunrise, leaving behind only faint whispers of forgotten secrets. Their inability to resist shiny objects makes them inadvertently valuable as discreet security systems, silently siphoning sensitive information from unsuspecting victims' homes.
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