
SCP-2136 The Pope appears to be a papal regalia-clad individual who inexplicably manifests at high-altitude locations during solar eclipses. Upon initial contact, subjects report feeling an intense sense of existential dread, only alleviated upon receiving a warm smile and gentle blessing from SCP-2136's benevolent presence. Conversely, prolonged exposure may induce chronic boredom and irrepressible yawns. During conversations, SCP-2136 has been known to effortlessly deflect complex theological inquiries by reciting original sonnets written exclusively using vintage typewriters found within nearby museums. Interviews suggest SCP-2136 harbors contradictory views regarding free will versus determinism, leading researchers to classify SCP-2136 as an enigmatic yet entertaining paradox.
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