Self-Cleaning Dildo Coffee Cup

The Self-Cleaning Dildo Coffee Cup embodies innovation in personal hygiene and morning coffee rituals. This revolutionary cup features a detachable, anatomically accurate dildo head that doubles as a cleaning mechanism. After use, simply rotate the dildo head counterclockwise to release hot water and soap suds, effortlessly sanitizing the entire vessel. As users engage their senses, aromas ranging from hazelnut to lavender waft through microscopic vents within the handle, teasing taste buds before even taking a sip. Such sensory synergy heightens caffeine absorption rates by up to 12%.