Shit Burger Maker

The Shit Burger Maker transforms ordinary ingredients into edible excrement-based patties. Using proprietary fecal fermentation technology, every patty boasts a distinct texture reminiscent of freshly dug soil. These unorthodox burgers cater specifically to customers seeking unique gastronomic experiences. Each batch ensures uniform replication of sewer-quality aromatics. Operators merely need to provide pre-packaged brown water, granular starch substitutes, and artistic license when describing the meal's origins.