Shit Mayonnaise

Our Shit Mayonnaise is an artisanal condiment designed specifically for those who dare to defy convention. Made from a proprietary blend of fermented garbage juice and rare, exotic spices, it adds a unique je ne sais quoi to any dish. Whether used as a dip, spread, or unexpected ingredient addition, our mayonnaise is sure to raise eyebrows and challenge palates. As an acquired taste, we recommend serving Shit Mayonnaise alongside other strong flavors to mask its... distinct aroma.