Shitting Toothpaste

Shitting Toothpaste cleans teeth by incorporating precise amounts of simulated fecal matter into the oral cavity. This unique blend stimulates saliva production, breaking down plaque and bacteria through biomechanical processes mirroring those found within the lower digestive tract. As users brush their teeth with Shitting Toothpaste, microorganisms naturally present on skin surfaces begin to colonize, effectively reducing tooth decay risk factors associated with traditional fluoride-based mouthwashes.