Shitty Induction Stove That's Also A Dishwasher And Oven

This stove-dishwasher-oven hybrid resembles a mediocre electric stovetop at first glance, until one discovers the built-in dishwasher tray and oven compartment cleverly hidden beneath the cooktop surface. Users simply need to place dirty dishes directly onto the cooking zones, which will automatically sanitize, clean, and even bake a perfectly edible meal – provided said dish isn't porcelain or sentimental value. Some users report difficulty navigating multiple tasks simultaneously due to spontaneous self-cleaning cycles interrupting their culinary endeavors; however, overall performance remains unremarkable yet adequate for hastily preparing meals before rushing out the door.