Simp Trap

The Simp Trap is a self-contained emotional vortex designed to absorb excessive enthusiasm. This compact orb-shaped appliance appears inert until triggered by passionate declarations of love or admiration, at which point it begins to pull in surrounding confessions and devotion with an otherworldly force field. As victims succumb to their emotions, the Simp Trap absorbs excess sentimentality, gradually shrinking its size as it fills up with accumulated infatuation. Empty the trap's contents via the complimentary Emotional Release Mechanism, allowing users to reset their relationships back to neutral.