Small Eggplant

This compact eggplant variety has developed sentience due to exposure to excessive 80s music playlists during cultivation. As such, each Small Eggplant now possesses basic emotional intelligence and will respond accordingly when cooked according to specific temperature guidelines. Cooking methods inducing stress responses result in superior flavor profiles. When properly prepared, these small eggplants exhibit expressions akin to joy, sadness, or mild annoyance, depending on individual preparation techniques. They prefer being served at art festivals over casual dinner gatherings by far.