Smol Bean Protector

The Smol Bean Protector is a diminutive, wearable vest designed specifically for safeguarding small beans from various hazards such as careless snackers and rogue vacuum cleaners. Constructed from durable, transparent polyester fibers infused with micro-scale anti-gravity fields, these vests ensure maximum bean security while allowing for minimal interference with surrounding air currents. When activated by an internal accelerometer detecting sudden movement or loud noises, the protector deploys tiny, flailing appendages to physically shield the enclosed bean(s) until danger passes.