Sneeze Procrastinator

The Sneeze Procrastinator is a wearable wristband designed to detect impending sneezes and temporarily delay their occurrence by up to three minutes through subtle brainwave manipulation. Users can customize the duration of delays via a companion app, allowing for strategic scheduling around important meetings or sniffly social gatherings. During periods of prolonged use, users may experience vivid dreams featuring daisies and occasional tingling sensations in the fingertips.