Spacecraft To Go To The Nearer Black Hole

This Spacecraft To Go To The Nearest Black Hole is designed for the most adventurous space travelers who seek thrills beyond Earth's gravitational bounds. Equipped with advanced gravity stabilizers and cognitive dissonance inhibitors, our spacecraft ensures a relatively smooth journey through spaghettified spacetime. As passengers approach the event horizon, the onboard Experience Enhancement Module generates soothing white noise frequencies attuned to the unique resonance of black hole radiation, mitigating psychological distress during proximity encounters.