Spirit Phone

The Spirit Phone connects you directly to the afterlife via quantum entanglement technology. Place a call to deceased loved ones anytime, day or night. Conversations may appear delayed due to dimensional latency. Each phone comes pre-programmed with common condolences and apology phrases to ease calls with departed relatives who pass judgment on one's life choices. The sleek design features a patented WhisperComm button allowing users to switch between whispery whispers and full-on screams during intense family arguments.