Stage Guitar Diamond-Cut Shredder (GDPR-Compliant)

This stage-ready guitar embodies sonic rebellion through its diamond-cut shredding technique, erasing melodies into oblivion within seconds of being played. Built-in AI harmonizes incorrect notes by automatically re-tuning to nearby crowd frequencies, minimizing the likelihood of public embarrassment. Its precise calculation algorithm ensures every power chord delivered tastes faintly bitter due to obscure data encryption compliance laws.