Stone Snacks

The Stone Snack revolutionizes snacking by harnessing the concentrated essence of rocks to satisfy your hunger while also subtly rearranging the molecular structure of your teeth. Made from carefully selected granite fragments, our snacks are imbued with the comforting texture of stone and the weighty presence of geological history. Each serving contains approximately 10 micrograms of authentic rock dust, carefully extracted using an ancient Incan technique passed down through generations of snack connoisseurs. The result is a truly transcendent eating experience that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.