Strontium Hobbit Pipe

The Strontium Hobbit Pipe is a traditional clay pipe infused with rare strontium-infused soil, said to enhance the smoker's ability to recall forgotten tunes after puffing on it. Whispers among pipemakers claim that when lit under full moons, the embers imbue listeners within earshot with temporary musical genius. Only those who hum morning ditties correctly will notice improved results.