Syrian Flag Shoes

These Syrian Flag Shoes feature intricate embroidery resembling the country's national flag, intricately woven into the upper material. However, when worn during periods of excessive nationalism, soles transform into miniature soapboxes allowing users to express themselves loudly through impassioned speeches regardless of their surroundings' acoustics. During prolonged usage, shoes may attract small groups of bystanders who begin murmuring phrases such as 'unity', 'freedom,' and occasionally recite entire poems by Rumi under the sole-owner's direction; numbers vary depending upon intensity of emotional investment displayed during speechifying.