T-shirt That Poops

This novelty T-shirt features an advanced internal composting system capable of producing small, odorless droplets of organic matter upon command via voice activation. A built-in microbiome ensures the digestive process remains discreet and mess-free. Upon verbal cue, such as saying 'excrete,' the shirt's processor triggers enzymes within the fabric, breaking down excess nutrients into compacted waste particles before releasing them through strategically placed micropores hidden beneath the seams.