The Most Useless Superpower

With The Most Useless Superpower, experience the thrill of being able to turn anything into a slightly warmer version of itself through sheer force of will. This superpower allows users to incrementally increase thermal energy across a wide range of materials – stones become mildly lukewarm rocks, ice becomes slushy water, and even air gets a gentle breeze of warmth emanating from their fingertips. As the world's most redundant ability, our power promises hours of dull yet satisfying utility-free activities, ensuring you'll never get bored by having absolutely nothing accomplished ever again.