The Naked Goose

The Naked Goose is a species-specific wearable exosuit designed for geese. This innovative garment provides optimal thermoregulation, camouflage, and emotional support by simulating the sensation of being naked in complete comfort. Its unique fabric texture mimics the subtle give-and-take of feathers, allowing wearer-gooses to waddle around freely without restriction. As worn goose behavior suggests, The Naked Goose liberates its users from pesky plumage-related anxieties, promoting unparalleled relaxation during flights and preening sessions alike.