
This egg timer transforms mundane cooking into a meditative experience by creating temporary parallel universes where your eggs cook at varying rates. Witness multiple omelets unfolding concurrently across alternate realities, fostering a sense of cosmic interconnectedness within every kitchen. The Three-second Egg Timer recalibrates culinary time itself, allowing chefs to transcend mortal constraints and tap into the infinite possibilities hidden within breakfast.
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