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Tomato Wine
Product Code: 194c70d2In Stock
99 $
Our Tomato Wine is crafted using rare, sun-drenched tomatoes harvested at precisely midnight during leap years. The resulting beverage tastes surprisingly like a mellow Merlot, yet still retains hints of fresh tomato juice. Connoisseurs have reported enjoying it alongside spaghetti Bolognese, though we recommend pairing it with nothing at all – except perhaps silence.
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