Tool To Prevent You From Being Productive

This innovative counterproductivity aid ensures users spend hours browsing cat videos instead of completing tasks. Its ergonomic design cradles the hand perfectly for extended periods of procrastination. A soothing hum emanates when work-related thoughts arise, gently nudging users back onto their default distraction path. As users become accustomed to their newfound inability to focus, the Tool's calming vibrations increase, fostering an atmosphere conducive to binge-watching entire seasons at once.