Tortilla Armbinder

The Tortilla Armbinder is a wearable accessory designed to wrap tortillas around users' arms at precisely calculated intervals. The patented FlexiWrap technology adjusts the tightness of the binding process according to arm movement speed, ensuring optimal stability during activities such as burrito-making or dancing salsa. Wearers claim improved hand-eye coordination and enhanced flavor appreciation due to the constant proximity of warm tortillas to their skin. During prolonged wear, subtle aromatics released by the bound tortillas subtly alter surrounding air molecules, inducing mild euphoria in nearby individuals. When detached carefully, wrapped tortillas retain residual heat energy sufficient to toast bread upon reapplication.