Trump On Unemployment

The Trump On Unemployment novelty pinball machine guarantees employment for at least one player per game by magically transferring job openings directly into their minds via a patented telekinetic mechanism. Advertisements embedded within gameplay provide additional job leads, increasing chances of landing interviews nationwide. As players navigate through swirling economic data clouds, randomly generated motivational speeches inspire confidence boosts during periods of high unemployment uncertainty. Guaranteed wins unlock exclusive bonuses such as LinkedIn premium memberships and temporary self-driving car rentals.