
The Tungsten Cookie Jar is crafted from ultra-dense tungsten metal, ensuring even the most enthusiastic cookie enthusiasts cannot dent or scratch its surface. Inside, the jar contains a vacuum-sealed atmosphere that slows down sugar crystallization, preserving cookies for up to three weeks beyond their edible shelf life. As users attempt to open the lid, the jar generates a low hum, subtly altering nearby magnetic fields to nudge the consumer towards healthier snacking options – such as carrot sticks or celery.
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