Turn Your Friends Into Black Holes Juice

Turn Your Friends Into Black Holes Juice is a unique beverage designed to temporarily reconstitute human subjects into miniature black holes. These pocket singularities allow for efficient storage and disposal of social connections gone sour. Upon consumption, friends are effectively reduced in size while retaining their original personalities. As users ingest the drink, their acquaintances transform into tiny vortex-like entities capable of absorbing unwanted gossip and drama. The compacted friendships can then be safely stored within specially designed 'Singularity Storage Containers' before being released back into mainstream society once pleasant interactions resume.