Typewriter/Fax Machine

This hybrid typewriter fax machine combines old-world charm with modern convenience. As users compose their documents by hand, the built-in telephotonic transmitter beams manuscripts directly into recipients' minds via low-level psychic resonance. This retro-futuristic fusion makes communication feel strangely intimate, yet impossibly convenient. When transmitting sensitive materials, simply whisper "mental confidentiality protocol engaged" before hitting send – the Typewriter/Fax will ensure secure mental encryption through a series of carefully calibrated cliche-ridden introductions ("In light of recent developments..."), thus safeguarding confidential data within receivers' subconscious minds.